Help! How can I possibly have any status as a mistress when my lover tells me he's morphing from Ken to Roy?

Because of his interests, Guardian-reading and location he has accepted he is the local 'Ken Barlow', but apparently he now has more in common with Roy.

Lover and I (as we do) have been discussing Catholicism in both Tudor and Civil War times and reflecting on 'Catholics having been the equivalent of Moslems nowadays' (and there had been interesting R4 programme on it as well). It was reading book on Civil War that got my lover thinking about it. And then he watches Corrers and discovers Roy is reading about the roundheads and makes similar observation. And my lover went out with his shopping bag today!

So much for my racy lifestyle!