I did it! I've gone topless!!!
OK - Only talking about my feet, but my topless sandals amuse me -
http://pollygarter.blog.co.uk/?tag=topless+sandals
Having stumbled on info about these last year, I've been intrigued ever since and actually got around to getting some.
Very amusing.
So if you're in Cardiff (although I am let out of the city and even the country occasionally) and see a topless woman remember: "You are Polly Garter, here's my Daily Mirror and I claim my fiver!" Inflation? What's that?