My latest tale of woe got me ads to find a job in South Wales, protect me against identity theft and find myself lovers 'for married ladies'
And now I've posted this, I'll probably get more of the same!
What I really need is a personal administrator to sort my chaos...

I managed to cancel my debit and credit cards fairly easily yesterday, but as I lost half my driving licence (I kept the card bit in my purse) I thought I'd better ring the DVLA. And of course today I couldn't find the other part of licence! It's not where it 'should' be, so I suspected it would still with the little of collection of identity stuff I put together for presentation when applying for Criminal Records Bureau disclosure. I knew it was safe, just not sure which safe 'to be sorted' pile I'd chosen for that little lot!

This led to me sorting (or semi-sorting and reminding myself of contents!) my 'sorting' piles and I found all manner of things as well as my passport, birth certificate, exam certificates and actual driving licence.

I rang DVLA and learnt they're having day of Industrial Action! Oh well....

Wonder what record for no. of CRB clearances is? I have three current ones and there's a possibility of me getting two more if I take certain professional choices - How mad is that?!

My lover emailed me yesterday, rang me today and we'll be seeing each other tomorrow. Shame the theft of my purse has caused sadness about 'us', but that's the cost of being in an illicit relationship.